DDR: Be Afraid!

Dance Dance Revolution: The Return of East German Communism




Am I the only one who sees this? The Deutsche Demokratische Republik has returned!











DDR: Poison seeping into the minds of our active children?

Beware! -->

Subvert the angry class, said Socrates! And the Commies know -
-THEY KNOW!!!--

Yet the only way to do it is to look cool and get the pop culture first. Baseball, though 'All-American' just didn't cut it.

Why? Well, that's up for debate.

So! Rise up, you teeming proletariat!

Fight the DDR and all it's insidious mutations!

Sluff off the chains of Capitalist Communist Oppression!

Use your Vancouver Driver Fingers against the Red Menace!

Keep the world safe for... stuff. Yeah!

So don't wait until the new culture is impenitrable...

and incomprehensible...

and it's too late!